This is a blog dedicated to all the freak'n GAY things I come across throughout this god forsaken twisted little world.
Hi dicks,
I purchased a “make me hip and cool like everyone else” and a “it just works as long as you don’t use it on your lap” Apple Macbook Pro late last year. I love my mac soooooo much that I installed windows on it purely cause Steve Jobs is an arrogant asshole who rains the hate on Flash. Fuck you Jobs! I love Flash sites, cause they tickle my senses when the rest of the internet makes my arse cough blood in response to BOREDOM.
Anyway, onto why Apple is GAY. My Mac started freezing up (keyboard & trackpad) randomly. Heat or no heat. And now that it’s (just) out of warranty, I am expected to pay for any repairs that it might incur. The really cool Mac Apple generic looking twat at the store asks me if got “Apple Care”. WTF???
I don’t have Apple Care, so Apple don’t care until I pay MORE for them to care???
FUCK YOU APPLE! And your GAY non caring money grabbing shit business practices. You claim that your products are of the highest quality, but in truth you cannot give better warranties than 1 year?? I hate you. I hate you more. And you make me love Bill Gates even though he has more GAY moments than you do!
Doosh