Gay! but not in a Gay way.

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/51152/Modern-Warfare-2-Fight-Against-Grenade-Spam-Advert-Pulled

Check out the article above and tell me that I’m overeacting by saying GET FUCKED! Have a bloody laugh stiffy! I’d really like to know who these tight fisted gypsy riggers laugh at? Do they tell jokes themselves? If so, are their jokes only limited to non offensive drivel like why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can’t stand up and fight this stigma that chickens are ROAD CROSSERS when they are clearly NOT!

I think Rowan Atkinson stood up for the comedian in all of us when the Church of England wanted to ban any jovial behaviour directed towards the Christians by saying something remotely similar too, and i don’t quote “We have been poking fun at ourselves and others for hundreds of fucking (the profanity is me talking) years and if we can’t take the piss out of ourselves then WTF!?!!??

Maybe he didn’t say those exact words, but cheers anyway Rowan, you’re a funny ass mother England who deserves to run a small country if you chose to do so.

Hi dicks,

I purchased a “make me hip and cool like everyone else” and a “it just works as long as you don’t use it on your lap” Apple Macbook Pro late last year. I love my mac soooooo much that I installed windows on it purely cause Steve Jobs is an arrogant asshole who rains the hate on Flash. Fuck you Jobs! I love Flash sites, cause they tickle my senses when the rest of the internet makes my arse cough blood in response to BOREDOM.

Anyway, onto why Apple is GAY. My Mac started freezing up (keyboard & trackpad) randomly. Heat or no heat. And now that it’s (just) out of warranty, I am expected to pay for any repairs that it might incur. The really cool Mac Apple generic looking twat at the store asks me if got “Apple Care”. WTF???

I don’t have Apple Care, so Apple don’t care until I pay MORE for them to care???

FUCK YOU APPLE! And your GAY non caring money grabbing shit business practices. You claim that your products are of the highest quality, but in truth you cannot give better warranties than 1 year?? I hate you. I hate you more. And you make me love Bill Gates even though he has more GAY moments than you do!

Doosh